View Full Version : The Misadventure of me

05-08-2008, 07:57 AM
sitting....staring...staring at a lego set...doodah man....ROAD TRIP....leaving the city by the bay, heading to the great white north...joints rolled ipod filled woohoo...

05-08-2008, 08:00 AM
you are now leaving California :( ....Welcome to Oregon...GREEN, green is everywhere...sequoias, pines and fur trees aplenty...I think I'm gonna like this state...round 327 miles I realize I haven't seen a cop in the entire state!?!?! could it be a cop free state?

05-08-2008, 08:03 AM
Ashland(shakespeare festival) Medford(methford) bunch of small poodunk towns...Eugene(smell the hippies from the freeway), salem(didn't they have a witch problem here), Portland(very pretty)...You are now leaving Oregon...Welcome to Washington

05-08-2008, 08:07 AM
Stop in Olympia fill up the tank(HOLY SHIT is gas expensive)...See MANY MANY cops in this state, and they are wearing cowboy hats...cruise control on the speed limit...Last town before the border...better make sure I don't have any pipes or herb on me...

05-08-2008, 02:41 PM
I'm on the edge of my seat.. I can't wait to hear what happens next...

05-08-2008, 03:09 PM
So what happens next?!?

05-08-2008, 04:05 PM
hahaha sounds like a super wicked time.. road trips rule

Green Supreme
05-08-2008, 04:11 PM
Newb at the border, thats whats next . LOL. Sorry we never got to see you. Peace GS

05-08-2008, 04:22 PM
Yeah , someone didnt know how you get ready for the border.

first things first. get rid of all plastic baggies with herb remnants.....

Bubble man

05-08-2008, 05:56 PM
Ahhhh what happened next haha

Green Supreme
05-08-2008, 05:57 PM
Do I hear the snap of a rubber glove. Heehee. Peace GS

05-08-2008, 07:03 PM
Grateful Dead Blasting...thoughts of toking the finest bubble in the land on my mind...every window open ciggerate burning...Calm Cool and collected I wait my turn at the crossing...

05-08-2008, 07:06 PM
stop...go...stop...go...stop...go....yeah man this is gonna be easy....

05-08-2008, 07:07 PM
Why are you going to Canada? Where are you coming from? What do you do for a living?
This is taking longer than the other cars is this a bad sign?

05-08-2008, 07:09 PM
take this ticket and pull over there and go inside....sure buddy no problem...I'm totally clean, took the car to a carwash, didn't have any pipes or stash....or so my stupid ass thought.....

05-08-2008, 07:11 PM
red haired dick customs officer says next...starts grillng me...AHH I see you have a drug charge on your record...."I also smell a faint residue"....when was the last time you smoked....Well Sir I'm a med patient in my state, so i MEDICATED in seattle(two + hours away)....please step over here and empty out your pockets...

05-08-2008, 07:12 PM
keys, phone, change, ciggerattes, lighter, wallet, some trash...AND A LITTLE BAG WITH REMANTS...you can tell its been in my pants for a long long time...red haired dicky customs officer literally JUMPS over the counter, and slaps the cuffs on....

05-08-2008, 07:16 PM
takes me to a cell, mind you he's totally man handling me, and the cuffs are on SUPER TIGHT...take me to the cell and locks the door...15 minutes later(handcuffed the entire time) he comes in with a phone...its legal aid...."your being investagated for SMUGGLING NARCOTICS into Canada" WOAH WOAH WOAH...lady I had litterally less than .02 grams of shake in my back pocket....

05-08-2008, 07:48 PM
stand up and face away from me....grabs my arm like a fucking mad mother...makes me read out loud this thing on the wall....You have the right to have the supervisor present during a strip search...you have the right to an officer of the same sex...oh oh...I'm going to remove the cuffs now, if there's ANY Sign of aggresion I will take you down...take off your left shoe...your right...your shirt, your pants, your socks, your underwear....

05-08-2008, 08:24 PM
ahhh shit, its been years since i got treated that nicely at the US border.
I ended up stop trying many years ago, not worth the experience.
i am sorry it went this way brother, would have been great to see you,
but know this , they do it to all sorts of people on both sides. My friends 8 year old son was strip searched coming home from hawaii a few months ago, how fucked is that.

Bubble man

05-08-2008, 11:20 PM
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Sucks dude.

05-08-2008, 11:25 PM
Oh man FMB...that is not good. Things ok now?

05-09-2008, 01:12 AM
Damn brother..Sorry to hear the shitty ending..Fuckin Jonny Law always gotta ruin the day

05-09-2008, 01:57 AM
Welcome to my world, fmb, sorry to hear you had to go through the fascist routine. Take care and be well. They say karma is a bitch and those sorry fascist fools will get theirs in due time.

Paz y mas...

05-09-2008, 07:11 AM
get dressed...since you've been so cooperative we'll let you wait in the waiting room....is there anything in your car we should know about....NO sir...are you sure..YES sir...sure as you were you didn't have anything on your person? NO sir...25 minutes later, 4 dogs 5 people, they escort me outta Canada...

05-09-2008, 02:26 PM
Ha! Im laughing with you brotha I swear. Its just bringing back memories. Spend some time in the joint and this becomes a past time.

05-09-2008, 05:26 PM
Sorry to hear about your experience.

some friends headed up today.

I wanna go back to BC.

05-09-2008, 05:44 PM
damn shitty situation. ive never been searched going in to canada. knock on wood.. but coming back in was another story

05-09-2008, 06:16 PM
lessons learned

1.)I'm a moron
2.)don't smoke the day your gonna cross
4.)have a solid reason why your entering, "visiting a friend" is NOT good
5.)Wear clean drawers

05-09-2008, 06:56 PM
damn,dude, thought you would figure out the first 3 yourself, but # 4, i told you, ya gotta know about a sporting event or a concert or something, they want you to know about.

Sorry to hear this bro, i am bummed...

Bubble man

05-10-2008, 02:39 PM
Interesting. I havent been to Canada in about 3-4 years, but I never had to have a "solid reason" for entering. I was always taking holiday, going riding in Whistler, etc.

In fact, one time I actually told them the truth and that I was on my way to Shambhala - We got searched, drug dogs and all. We had already been directed to a different lane - so it could be that we were already "randomly"(Im a dreadie) selected. But i have serious suspicions that me being forthright about my destination had much to do with it.

05-10-2008, 04:25 PM
Yeah man, I hope everything works out OK for you..When I do make it out to BC, I'll keep this in mind

05-10-2008, 04:44 PM
wow one hell of a story....

well told too

rainha Ginga
05-10-2008, 08:55 PM
sad story, shit police

Peace RG

05-10-2008, 11:51 PM
ahh the book i could write on border stories.
I have travelled all over the world, and can honestly say, there are no bigger dicks than the canadian/US border guards.
I have searched high and low, but it can't be found. Those guys just aren't paid to be nice.
in fact i dont think they are paid at all, i believe they are the biggest losers in our high schools that go on to become border guards. I have found NOT going over the border to be my best bet for not being harrassed.

My two cents

Bubble man

06-22-2008, 10:30 PM
nice list. coming back from adam after the cup is no joke either. but strip searched...ouch....sorry to hear that...but it must have been some good smoke to have you so unprepaired for crossin the border