lol agreed def wouldnt work for you u got real long hair i belive right? yea i understand the whole art aspect the one guy said but at the end of the day its still a bong and i dont know of to many people that buy bongs to hang on the wall like a picasso! if i came by that toob i would buy it and sell the ac an slide most likely and see if i could get in touch with snic and have him do a special slide for it!