G'day homies

Well this is my first post here so I thought I'd introduce myself, and if I'm gonna intro myself I figure I might as well do it in a subforum thats closest to my heart - MUZAK!
Well, my taste in music is shithouse. When I lived with my folks they'd often ask me "can you please turn that crap down" - I was more into metal, they were more into Tammy Wynette and Kenny Rogers. I was born to a mother, and I turned out awesome so obviously Mum knows her shit, so if she thinks the music I listen to is crap then trust me ... the music I listen to is crap.

I live, sleep, breathe and fart music. I'm not in a band or anything and have no ambitions of trying to turn pro or anything, but I just love music, my brain demands it just as it does food, water, oxygen and comedy. The electric guitar is the one instrument above all others that makes me feel like I'm on drugs or something, and I guess that's true in one sense because endorphins are flooding me like a megaflooderything.

I've made 13 songs so far and am in the process of making a CD to give to my friends and family for Christmas. I use the Reason software program for all my audio programming, Double Bass Mania 2 for all my metal drumwork, and a Fender Stratocaster and Ibanez RG 2550 Prestige for all my guitarwork. I'm currently in the process of looking for a good triangle to buy.

So anyway it's nice to meet you all, please have eleven drinks for me, and if anybody else has a crap taste in music then please reply to this thread and we'll talk about our problems in a social and constructive manner

And for those about to rock, I salute you.