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    Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest
    element yet known to science.

    The new element, Governmentium(Gv), has one neutron, 25
    assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy
    neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

    These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons,
    which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles
    called peons.

    Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can
    be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it
    comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause
    a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take
    from four days to four years to complete.

    Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; It does not
    decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion
    of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

    In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time,
    since each reorganization will cause more morons to become
    neutrons, forming isodopes.

    This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to
    believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a
    critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as
    critical morass.

    When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes
    Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy
    as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as
    many morons.

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    hahahahah great post 1toke...
    i thoroughly enjoyed it..


    morons.. hahahaha

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    hahahahah great post 1toke...
    i thoroughly enjoyed it..


    morons.. hahahaha

    Bubble man

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    hahahah isodopes
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